How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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