Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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