It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
