Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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