i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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