I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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