PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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