Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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