we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I will pee on everything he values.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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