This is not my ceiling
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up under a house in Key West
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