quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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