Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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