Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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