I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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