Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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