Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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