Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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