I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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