is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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