so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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