so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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