Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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