She is in my trunk
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sober January is a disaster.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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