I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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