If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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