Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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