The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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