Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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