HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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