Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
