I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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