just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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