Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she looked like the before picture.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
