Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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