new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He did a backflip because drugs
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