I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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