sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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