Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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