Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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