It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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