Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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