doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We are two peas in an std pod
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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