its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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