I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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