I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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