so explain again why im purple
no
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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