Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Randomize
