Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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