I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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