What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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