I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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