i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
lets start a swedish sibling band together
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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